Slugabed

Cars on the hiway

Steadily cruisin’

Into the city

T’untold destinations.

But I’m over here

In da bed snoozin’.

I’m the cognoscenti

Of procrastination.

Some call me a bum, a slob,

A lazy good for nothin’ bed bug

With no drive to get a job,

But when I finally do,

With all this rest,

I guarantee this employee’ll be

The absolute best.