Slugabed
Cars on the hiway
Steadily cruisin’
Into the city
T’untold destinations.
But I’m over here
In da bed snoozin’.
I’m the cognoscenti
Of procrastination.
Some call me a bum, a slob,
A lazy good for nothin’ bed bug
With no drive to get a job,
But when I finally do,
With all this rest,
I guarantee this employee’ll be
The absolute best.